For pun lovers....smile for the day 

1. A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs:
   We will heel you
   We will save your sole
   We will even dye for you.
 
2.  A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
     “Blind man driving.”
 
3.  Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
     "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
 
4.  In a Podiatrist's office:
   "Time wounds all heels.”
 
5.  On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
 
6.  At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
   You've come to the right place.”
 
7.  On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
 
8.  On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
 
9.  At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
 
10.  On an Electrician's truck:
  "Let us remove your shorts.”
 
11.  In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
  will take appropriate action.”
 
12.  On a Maternity Room door:
      "Push. Push. ...